Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
Nashville, Tennessee UFO Sightings
The photographs which were ttaken Sept 27, 1989, of these UFOs were provided by Commander Graham Bethune of the US Navy. He got them from a friend who wanted to remain anonymous.
His friend, a photographer, captured these photos using a Canon T-90
That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a fool
"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"
because babies dont have object permanence
on a scale of 1 to ‘risking your career by sneaking me onto a starship’ how much do you love me?
you come into my house, you tell me that jason was a bad robin
[dr. mccoy voice] this planet needs jesus
I hate hate hate it when women in video games make sexual noises when they get hit or die in suggestive positions
like women can’t even die in a way that doesn’t exist to turn men on
how dare you sexualise female pain
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.